ABSURD • COMPASSIONATE SYSTEMS
Engineering clarity in a complex world
Everyone carries dreams — and everyone faces constraints. Opportunity is powerful, but access to it isn’t equal. At Absurd Technologies, we build systems and partnerships that make opportunity more reachable.
We approach complexity with empathy and precision: listening first, thinking independently, and engineering with purpose.
Philosophy
Navigating life’s complexities with purpose
Everyone carries dreams — and faces challenges on the journey to bring those dreams to life. Opportunity is powerful, but access is not equally distributed. This is where collaboration becomes transformative.
At Absurd Technologies, we believe wisdom comes from navigating both light and dark with compassion. Instead of resisting complexity, we engage with it — listening first, understanding deeply, and engineering solutions that honor human experience as much as technical precision.
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Dreams & challenges
Everyone carries dreams — and equally real constraints. We hold both in the same room.
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Opportunity & access
Opportunity is powerful, but access isn’t evenly distributed. We design the bridges in between.
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Collaboration transforms
When we move together, collaboration becomes the force that redistributes possibility.
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Light + dark literacy
Wisdom grows by sitting with both light and dark, listening first, then engineering with care.
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Laptop glow
Signals clarity cutting through a dark backdrop — insight stays bright even when the world feels dim.
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Listening lamp
A small, steady warmth that reminds everyone the conversation is held with compassion.
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Desk & artifacts
Tools, notes, and grounded surfaces where engineering rigor meets lived human experience.
Move with purpose • Engage the room • Honor nuance
Who we are
About Absurd Technologies
Absurd Technologies LLC is a New York–based engineering collective committed to building intelligent systems and expanding access to meaningful opportunities across borders.
Our team spans multiple countries, cultures, and disciplines — unified by strong fundamentals, continuous learning, and a disciplined approach to clean, reliable engineering.
Differentiator
Talent without borders
Distributed senior engineers who have shipped across markets and cultures.
Differentiator
Integrity before shortcuts
We tell the truth, even when it slows the sales cycle. That’s the partnership filter.
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Engineering before politics
Decisions stay rooted in architecture, evidence, and long-term maintainability.
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Collaboration before hierarchy
We empower peers, not power structures. Healthy teams move faster together.
Mission
Mission
To empower global developers, deliver world-class technology, and build bridges between international talent and U.S. markets.

Vision
Vision
A world where skill and integrity matter more than geography — where opportunity is shared, and progress is collective.
Expertise
Our Core Expertise
We deliver end-to-end, modern engineering across the full product lifecycle.
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Web Application Development
Fast, modern, scalable platforms built with React, Next.js, Django, Node.js, Go, Ruby, and more.
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Mobile Development
Cross-platform or native experiences using React Native, Flutter, Swift, and Kotlin.
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Cloud & DevOps
AWS, GCP, Azure, Kubernetes, CI/CD pipelines, container orchestration, automated deployments.
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AI & Machine Learning
LLM integration, automation, predictive systems, NLP pipelines, and custom model optimization.
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Full-Stack Project Delivery
From concept → design → architecture → development → launch → long-term maintenance.
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Network Engineering
Secure, high-availability infrastructure: SD-WAN, observability, zero-trust networks, and global edge topology.
7 Habits
Guided by Dr. Stephen Covey’s 7 Habits
Our global engineering collective aligns every engagement around Covey’s proven leadership framework — ensuring proactive ownership, clarity, and collaborative success across cultures and time zones.

Be Proactive
We anticipate needs, remove blockers, and take responsibility for outcomes.

Begin with the End in Mind
Roadmaps, architecture, and metrics always align with partner goals.

Put First Things First
Critical path items move first to maximize velocity and impact.

Think Win-Win
Engagements are structured so both engineers and partners thrive.

Seek First to Understand
We listen deeply before designing or proposing solutions.

Synergize
Cross-functional pods combine AI, cloud, product, and delivery strengths.

Sharpen the Saw
Continuous learning, retros, and mentorship keep our collective future-ready.
Contact
Let’s build something meaningful
Whether you’re a U.S. partner seeking elite engineering talent or an engineer looking for global opportunity — we’re ready to collaborate.
contact@tekabsurd.com
Location
New York, NY
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